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*Spring Training*   
March 25th - 29th

*Series 1 Anaheim*   
April 6th L 5-10

April 7th L 7-10

April 8th L 1-5

*Series 2 @ Oakland*
April 9th L 6-8

April 10th L 1-2

April 11th W 9-4

*Series 3 @ Anaheim*   
April 13th L 5-7

April 14th L 5-6

April 15th W 6-2

*Series 4 Texas*
April 16th L 0-5

April 17th W 4-1

April 18th W 4-2

*Series 5 Oakland*   
April 19th W 2-1

April 20th W 2-1

April 21st L 4-7

April 22nd L 2-8

*Series 6 @ Texas*
April 23rd L 8-10

April 24th L 0-3

April 25th L 6-14

*Series 7 @ Baltimore*   
April 26th PPD

April 27th W 7-5

April 28th L 1-3

April 29th L 5-9

*Series 8 @ Detroit*
April 30th W 3-1

May 1st L 2-4

May 2nd W 12-2

*Series 9 Minnesota*   
May 4th W 4-3

May 5th L 1-5

May 6th W 2-1

*Series 10 New York*
May 7th W 6-2

May 8th L 0-6

May 9th L 6-7

*Series 11 @ Minnesota*   
May 11th L 6-7

May 12th L 3-4

May 13th L 1-2

*Series 12 @ New York*
May 14th L 5-9

May 15th W 13-7

May 16th L 1-2

*Series 13 Baltimore*   
May 18th L 2-7

May 19th L 2-5

May 20th W 11-0

*Series 14 Detroit*
May 21st L 5-0

May 22nd L 4-8

May 23rd W 3-1

*Series 15 @ Cleveland*   
May 25th W 5-4

May 26th W 7-3

THIS SEASON HAS BEEN CANCELLED.

With the exception of Jay Day on August 24th.

In addition to our deplorable record,

I AM APPALLED AT OUR TREATMENT OF JOHN OLERUD.

I will also mention that the only truly enjoyable moment

of this entire debacle that is MLB 2004

has been Jason Varitek's asskicking of Shit Lips Rodriguez that

I am taking as a personal shoutout to me.

After Jay Day, I will continue my leave of absence

until next year as my doctor does not consider the

demise of the Seattle Mariners' 2004 season sufficient enough

reason to prescribe me a big fat morphine drip and

I honest to God can't watch them without it.

*Series 41 Tampa Bay*   
August 24th