Laura's Top Ten List
Of Things She Fucking Hates

June 29, 2003
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1. Rondell White
2. Piece of shit umpires who can't call strikes
3. Opposing team grand slams in the ninth inning
4. Losing to the San Diego Padres
5. Mosquitoes
6. Rondell White
7. The bunk in Homer's motorhome
8. Sand
9. Taking a 6-2 lead into the ninth inning and fucking blowing it
10. Rondell White
I cannot recap this game due to health reasons. I think I have popped two blood vessels, I'm sure my blood pressure is through the roof, and I may still faint from the horror of it all.