You Have Fucking Got To Be Kidding Me

June 20, 2003

I have finally come to from the blackout I suffered due to my shock and horror and this is all I can remember: 

In the fourth inning, Bret made a spectacular play to rob Ryan Klesko of a base hit.

In the bottom of the sixth, some retarded robot looking thing in army gear was walking around.  What the hell was that about?

In the seventh inning Mike Cameron was ticked off about his called strike 3.  I agreed with him.  It was high and outside.

In the bottom of the seven, Mark Kotsay yelled "FUCK!" really loud when he made the third out.

In the bottom of the eighth, Arthur hit Sean Burroughs right in the ass, and for some reason this made Burroughs giggle all the way to first base.

I refuse to say any more than this as I am still trying to recover from the this ungodly shitefest of a baseball game, and we must never speak of it again.  Everybody has their limits, and 5 runs in the bottom of the ninth when we have a 3-0 lead is mine.